February 2010
13 posts
“cold never exist, according to the law of physics, what we consider cold is in...”
– Albert Einstein
“speaking about respects. someone just scolded me and some of my friend for not...”
– let’s play the respect game
“This may be a bit too late to blog. But fuck that, who cares? haha. Last...”
– integration day
“we’re always FINE. and some actually knows that we’re NOT.”
– none
“fuck, its february already?”
– thankgod. pleasegetmetomayfaster
January 2010
15 posts
gay gone wild. #2
comment by akie (gay):
wat the f#ck r u saying? u noe wat, watever u can live under that invisible rock that ur in rite now it’s not me dat missing out on life noel? who’s noel? i dun even noe any1 with that name how can he told u EVERYTHING about me when he knows not even a shit about me? keep fronting gay boy u r not fooling any1.
PS: i pity ni urang gay desperate ohh. minta amput...
attack ka nii?
been attacked ka ni?? ada bh urang ni msg2 minta number, llaki lei tuh. haha. tp nda bah jua dibagi2. malas bh mo membagi, bukan sumbung.. trus dia sakap gini; “ok may be i have to say that i have a crush on u satisfied? but im not going to go too far over my crush coz apperantly i still have my head on my shoulder for God’s sake. i’m asking for ur number simply bcoz i...
“pen-demam-an berlaku. punya fucking.”
– demankimakimakima.
“being a freshmen sick!”
– fuckyou
“ohmyfuckingclass, im in uitm.”
– hellyeafckeu.
2 tags
im going to school?
hell fuck yeah. i’ve to get back to school since i’ve escaped the orientation. things i should’ve done:
1. new t-shirts. *need a spongebob shirt, but damn can’t find the right size*
2. saloon.
3. new socks.
4. have fun.
5. go out.
6. new pail. *since i left mine at my old college*
7. buy maggi.
8. buy nescafe.
9. oreos, biscuits *any*, oreos, oreos
10. coke,...
2 tags
blonde joke #5 Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not...
2 tags
blonde joke #4 Blonde Cop
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.” The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the...
2 tags
blonde joke #3 Speeding
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.” The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to...
2 tags
blonde joke #2 Q&A
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them. Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.
2 tags
blonde moment #1 magic mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most...
“dear tweny-ten, since tweny-oh-nine been such an ass.. please be the bitch :D”
– evansaybuhbye2twenyohnine
December 2009
20 posts
1 tag
“why am i on tumblr? because i’m fucked bored.”
– uitmsabah’sfuckingfreshie
Go to googlism.com, search your name, and post the...
serenajimmy:
puffxx:
trrrt:
suckfuckluck:
stcyptrck:
klaudia-ak:
faithylotheyou:
faithnathene:
addinaazahrani:
ellaheartyou:
jasminelys:
insanelyinappropriate:
micheromio:
Mal is hoping for a positive response
iffa is a manual technique used to estimate heavy precipitation amounts
jasmine is welcome in winter .
ella is a funny retelling of the fairy tale classic...
I is...
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’ Student: I is.. Teacher: No, Always say, ‘I am.’ Student: All right… ’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
Source: http://9gag.com/gag/1222/
“If you feel like dying again sometime, just tell me. I’ll take care of it for...”
– Boku (Narrator), Goth by Kenji Oiwa (via euri)
“i knew i was crapping.”
– whoevenfuckingcare?
“it’s true that people who are desperate for a partner these days are...”
– evanharrygivesyouamiddlefinger!
“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”
– Wisdom of Confucius (via demo)
